Jul 8, 2008

Why does the big guy always sit next to me?

I know it isn’t so, but it sure feels like it. Take my trip to Oslo yesterday as an example. I got the seat in the middle, and sure enough, next to me on both sides were two guys. Both filling more than one seat, if you know what I mean. Not that they were fat, or anything. They were just, tall and really big boned. I looked around, and saw plenty of good seats, with plenty of room (with nice, normal sized guys in them). Right then and there I decided to conclude on a travel-conspiracy-plot aimed at me. Not kidding. I feel it always happen to me.
This does not have anything to do with the fact that I am 1.94 tall, and weigh approximately 200 pounds. And everybody else thinks the exact same thought when I sit next to them.

And to the guy behind me at the concert yesterday: Yes, there is a conspiracy-plot to always put a big guy in front of you at concerts and at the movies. I’m sorry, but it is the truth.

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